I am CuTRis

My wife's idea of a "perfect closet." My (IT Nerd) idea of a "perfect closet."

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CuTRis to Build Wall Around Trump Unassociated Press January 30, 2018 CuTRis announced today, that he is going to build a wall around Donald Trump . According to CuTRis , Mexico has agreed to pay for half of the construction—with more donations coming in from all over the U.S. and other countries every minute!

Only 5 more days until Super Bowl 52; so the Minnesota media is saturated with related news and events. https://www.mnsuperbowl.com/

My young son is asking about things that some of his kindergarten classmates have introduced, such as dating and transgender people. This leads his curious mind to wonder how a boy would become a girl or a girl become a boy. I've decided to be truthful and let him know that most people are fine with being born a boy or girl and in order to change, they would need to have surgery and shots. I also told him that even though one of his classmates thinks she is dating a boy in class, she really isn't (especially since the boy doesn't like her); and it sounds like on "Charlie Brown" when Sally likes Linus or Lucy likes Schroeder but the boys don't like them back...

I like how "they" say, "It got changed." As an IT Professional, I know that in the majority of cases, "It" got changed because "you" changed "it." It is true that an update could have changed "it." But admit "it." "You" changed "it" didn't you?

Even the S.S. Minnow only had a 3-hour tour. My trip through St. Paul last evening (in the middle of a 12" snowfall) lasted four! East on Warner/Shepard Road West on same road after Hwy Patrol closed the road and made us turn around Made it to Kellogg & Union Depot! East I94... but where are the lanes? http://kstp.com/traffic/kstp-traffic-round-up-tuesday-january-23-2018-snowstorm-aftermath-side-streets-ramps-highways-heavy-snow/4754868/?cat=1

Apparently it is more difficult to stop a government shutdown than Mr. Trump thought it was when he was running off at the mouth about it.

Even though the Vikings lost, I thank God I didn't have to watch the Screen Actors Guild Awards!

The Cathedral of St. Paul https://www.visitsaintpaul.com/things-to-do/winter-fun/red-bull-crashed-ice-championship/

CuTRis Becomes Combobulated Unassociated Press January 19, 2018 Sources in the Twin Cities say that CuTRis became combobulated early yesterday and had everything figured out! Unfortunately, CuTRis then went back home and never told anyone the answers.

After having tire trouble on my car at night in 3 degrees Fahrenheit, I remembered how cold you can get when you feel chilled to your spine; and how dangerous a simple thing like driving somewhere can be in the winter.

CuTRis in Vikings Front Office January 16, 2018 After the spectacular win Sunday against the Saints, CuTRis came out from the Vikings front office and said, "This team is for real. They could win it all!" http://www.vikings.com/

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jan/12/unkind-divisive-elitist-international-outcry-over-trumps-shithole-countries-remark I would just like to point out that calling a nation with its own government, occupying a particular territory (i.e. a country) a "shithole" is not in and of itself a "racial slur." There could be reasons for this view that are not inherently racist. In fact, most countries in the modern world have more than one race living in them—with a few exceptions in some countries that may actually be racist. That said, if a head-of-state were to publicly refer to selected countries as "shithole countries," (and I was not there to actually hear it and have yet to see a video proving it; so it may or may not be true) that could in many people's minds, make that leader something of a "shithole." http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/12/health/changing-face-of-america-trnd/index.html

I have to admit on those hills and starting out from a stop, I really like all-wheel-drive.

http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/12/politics/donald-trump-slur-racial-politics/index.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDRPtg0kmJU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml4wAnvfM4M

Scrotius By Kevin J. Curtis 20180109 Serving on the council was something that Scrotius had dreamed about since he was a young child—dragging his small bag across the sand to play in his neighbor’s large orifice. The orifice encompassed nearly two city blocks and all the boys loved to play in it whenever they could. It was built to accommodate many of the games that were popular at the time. But now he was a grown man; and while he had been elected to the council, he felt as if he had also been given the shaft; a fact that was all too true. The shaft was long by today’s standards. It had to be. Scrotius supported the entire moral weight of the community by waving his shaft frantically whenever something peculiar was seen near the public bathhouse. This happened with increased frequency since the new emperor had come to power. Promiscuous was a decent ruler; though a bit of a despot in things involving the public bathhouses. By public declaration, it was now illegal to use the ...

The Golden Globes , is an awards show for celebrities to celebrate their accomplishments in a world of fantasy; where the participants' lives and the work that they do is a made-up version of the real lives and the real work that other people accomplish in a real-world setting.

When the temperature got above zero, I decided to get my grill out.

St. Paul, MN -10 ° F 4 °   | -10 ° Cold Sunshine. High 4 Feels like: -23 ° F Pressure: 30.53" Wind: NW 6mph Sky: Clear Humidity: 71% Ceiling: Unl' Dewpoint: -17 °   F Visibility: 10mi

Nuclear Idiots Unassociated press January 3, 2018 Two world class idiots with nuclear weapons are currently in a social media (schoolyard) battle over whose is bigger . Whose is Bigger???

Raw Pork Butt Ready for the Oven 3 Hours Later

Christmas Duck