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CuTRis May Have Trained as a Velociraptor

CuTRis May Have Trained as a Velociraptor
UnAssociated Press
August 28, 2014


New information from somewhere indicates that CuTRis May have trained as a Velociraptor in the late Cretaceous Period; while he was time traveling. This could explain why the now converted CuTRis is actively involved in the The American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention.
Every year, a number of people fall victim to Velociraptor attacks. This is unfortunately due to people being unprepared for such attacks. Groups like The American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention are hoping to change that.

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