I am CuTRis

CuTRis May Have Fallen into Sinkhole! UnAssociated Press March 30, 2013 It was reported today that CuTRis may have fallen into a sinkhole in his backyard! No further information about whether CuTRis survived was available at the time this story went to print! The CuTRis Sinkhole

CuTRis May Have Used Enhancements to Win UnAssociated Press March 29, 2013 This photo that emerged today, seems to indicate that CuTRis may have used "enhancements" to win the Dry T-Shirt Contest--and so he was disqualified by an international panel today. This is just one of a string of scandals plaguing the onetime Presidential candidate.

CuTRis Wins Dry T-Shirt Contest! UnAssociated Press March 29, 2013 CuTRis was back in the news today after he apparently won an international Dry T-Shirt Contest ! No photos or further information was available at the time of this printing.

Click picture to enlarge and click "back" to go back! I've heard of companies offering premiums to get you to buy their goods--but this seems a little "over-the-top" to me! They are assuming a lot to think I would want someone over there to mount me, at no additional charge--just to get a deal on tires! It is pretty presumptuous in my opinion.

I've been taking care of my sick baby. I'll be back soon.

The CuTRis Plan UnAssociated Press March 21, 2013 It has been leaked to the press that CuTRis has created a brilliant plan. Just what the plan entails, or what it is all about is as of yet unknown. One reporter managed to get a peak at the first three words of the plan before CuTRis quickly covered it up. Lars Kracklemeyer, the unnamed reporter, reportedly said in a later report, that judging by the three words the plan was "well thought and gosh darn brilliant!" Skeptics say the plan doesn't exist--but sources close to CuTRis say it may be an attack plan against North Korea. It is now known that Pete was recently released against the communist country. Sources close to Pete say that he became tired and has quit. Some say CuTRis is making more plans at this very moment. When asked by Lars Kracklemeyer, if he would continue making plans, CuTRis said "You can plan on it."

North Korea Hacks Internet UnAssociated Press March 20, 2013 Government sanctioned Internet hackers in North Korea, apparently hacked into South Korean financial computers while accidentally surfing for porn. The Internet is only allowed at Kim Jong-un 's house, and he was so happy about the porn that he gave the three unknown hackers immunity from future sentencing to labor camps .

The freeway was a traffic nightmare this morning as I took my baby son to his grandma's house. Babies are wonderful things though. While he had protested earlier from the back seat in his carseat, he had fallen asleep before I got off the freeway and navigated an alternate route to our destination.

Don't let the two feet of snow fool you; today is the first day of Spring!

When someone repeatedly reverts to doing things behind your back , how can you continue to trust that person?

Click HERE to see the latest photo on Pete's mission to North Korea.

If it is true that nothing is certain except death and taxes , the weekend was about both. We had a funeral to attend Saturday and also a tax appointment. Taxes can be more complicated when you sell and buy property. My wife also attended the funeral Sunday evening, as it was an all weekend event. This morning we are welcoming the week and a snowstorm.

CuTRis To Be Next Batman UnAssociated Press March 15, 2013 Reports from the Entertainment world suggest that CuTRis will be the next Batman in the upcoming movie, "Dude Who Wears a Cape and Beats-up Bad Guys." Some sources say that producers originally wanted to cast Will Smith in the role, until it was pointed out that even though that may have worked with The Wild Wild West , it would likely create a scandal if the new Dark Knight were to become an African-American. The producers then approached Jackie Chan to switch to an Asian super-hero. Eventually, it was decided that the new sequel should not become just another bad Karate movie. CuTRis was finally thought to be the best choice because not only does he know all the words to the Batman theme song , he also agreed to star in the new movie for $100.

Click on photo to see Carl's tattooed banana Since I first began taunting Carl with overripe bananas, he's been getting more and more creative with his fruit.

CuTRis is Expertise Expert UnAssociated Press March 14, 2013 Today CuTRis has been deemed the World's Foremost Expert of Expertise , by the College of Academic Greatness .

One third, one quarter--whatever it takes...   My friend Larry was asking if this school has math degrees?

Kevin & Dave Might Release Pete on North Korea UnAssociated Press March 13, 2013 Pete Can Taste Victory Recent reports indicate that Kevin and Dave are considering releasing Pete on North Korea . Under the "leadership" of Kimberly Un-Jong , the Communist country has really been "pissing us off," according to Dave. "We don't take releasing Pete on anyone lightly," said Kevin, "The devastation unleashed is just too horrible." Pete was not available for comment, but was reportedly doing no-handed push-ups in preparation.

I just read the caring bridge site for Mason and it sounds like there was a scare after his surgery. He wasn't able to breathe. They found a clot preventing him from exhaling and now he is doing fine!

I'm still here my little friend. We all look forward to the day when you can swallow without difficulty.

Dear Mason , Today I will be thinking about you. Today I will be hoping for you. Today I will be praying for you. Today you will be in my thoughts. Uncle Kevin