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“Well I was just warming up my coffee so I’m not sure.”
Sigh… “In the past that was all done by someone I didn’t like.”
“I think my coffee is a little bit cold again.”
“I have some slips to look at.”
“I guess I’ll go to the microwave.”
“Maybe I’ll walk around and act important.”
“I can make noises that sounds like I was working.”
Sigh… “I have to make a call.”

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LDM said…
I was going to read this but my coffee got cold and I had to check email...

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