Friday, August 08, 2014

No Train Horn Fed to Giant Gerbil in North Korea

No Train Horn Fed to Giant Gerbil in North Korea
UnAssociated Press
August 8, 2014


No Train Horn, the noted nuclear physicist from North Korea, had nearly finished his life's work. It was a bomb that would single out and destroy only Americans. Unfortunately for No, the supreme leader, Kim Jong-butt became so paranoid that No Train would make a bomb that would eliminate only Kim Jong-butt, that the supreme leader had the physicist killed by feeding him to a giant, starving gerbil. The huge gerbil is said to have eaten Horn in 12 minutes.

Today marks the one-year anniversary of the demise of No Train Horn.
This sign, is said to mark the exact spot where the giant man-eating gerbil pooped a half an hour later. It is the only known memorial dedicated to the memory of No Train Horn.

2 comments:

LDM said...

Judging by the bottom sign it was a long stretched out poop.

Johnny Northside! said...

And sadly, the sign is in English because it's part of an effort by the North Koreans to "promote tourism" by erecting informative signs at "cultural high points."

That, to me, is what's sad.

And that the starving gerbil was later eaten by a mob of hungry North Koreans specially invited to celebrate the "Dear Leader's" birthday! I understand one of the North Koreans was trampled and ALSO eaten by the same mob! But who can even piece together news coming out of that country? So much mis-information. But a photo speaks the truth!