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What Said Said

I asked Said what he had to say.
He said screw you! then he ran away!
If I said what Said said,
They'd all want me dead.
But no one is mad that Said said what he said!
So hear what I say, and take this as warning,
You can't say what Said said, in evening or morning.
The thing to remember I said once or twice,
To say what Said said, wouldn't be nice.

—KJC

Comments

LDM said…
Said must be racist.

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