UnAssociated Press
March 5, 2014
Sources within the UnAssociated Press report that CuTRis may be hiding somewhere in Siberia. CuTRis, who has stolen the $1 Billion Aid Package for the Ukraine, told reporters at a press conference held inside of his remote snow cave, that he chose Siberia because it is "the last place 'they' will look" for him!
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| CuTRis is thought to be hiding in Siberia |
1 comment:
Those are some big denominations on those bills to fix a billion in that case. If I was you I would get a billion in pennies and return the money- or buy lottery tickets, better rate of return on them.- Nice cave by the way!
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