Monday, May 20, 2013

Stolen Bench

To the person or people who stole the wooden bench in front of our house--Whatever you do/did with it, I know you will sit/have sat on it at least once.
I hope your butt is cursed from that moment of contact.
I hope it itches, then bleeds, then develops into some kind of terminal illness that crawls out of your butt and spreads all over your entire body.

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