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Widespread Outages Blamed on Cutris

Widespread Outages Blamed on Cutris
UnAssociated Press
October 9, 2009

Cutris has allegedly unplugged the vinculum. Whether or not he will plug it back in is unknown at this time. A vinculum expert has been summoned from Bangladesh, to Washington D.C. to try to prevent further vinculum-related disasters. Cutris' whereabouts are currently unknown. He is presumed to be out hiking in the woods.

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