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Disco Card!

Do high prices have you feeling down? You need the Disco Card! "Well, you can tell by the way I use my card I'm a paying man, no time to talk. Money loud and takeout warm I've been payin' with plastic since I was born..."

Do you want to open a Target Credit Card?

I was at Target and the cashier asked if I wanted to open a Target charge card. I said, "no I don't-- haven't you heard? " She started laughing and said "they" told her she has to ask everyone... No hard feelings Target , but if I bought an ice cream cone and it blew up all over my shirt, if the ice cream guy asked me if I wanted to buy another one I would say 'no' to him too.

CuTRis Vows to Pound Target Data Thieves

CuTRis Vows to Pound Target Data Thieves UnAssociated Press December 19, 2013 After learning that his credit card data, along with 40 million others may have been stolen while shopping at Target, CuTRis vowed to pound the thieves for such a dastardly crime! CuTRis went on to clarify, that he would deliver the beatings personally unless the thieves were big... or if they carried guns or weapons or if they were "like really tough or something."