I am CuTRis

George Santos! You just won Super Bowl 57! What are you going to do next?

CuTRis Headlining Superbowl Halftime Show! UnAssociated Press January 18, 2023 CuTRis is now said to be headlining the Superbowl Halftime Show!

Rihanna Accused of Stealing Hairstyle from Whoville UnAssociated Press January 18, 2023 Singer Rihanna , (shown in picture from Superbowl ad) has been accused of stealing her new hairstyle from Whoville . The residents of the ficticious Dr. Seuss town are split as to whether she should be allowed to use it.     " I think it's cool!" said Cindy-Lou Who . "I'm okay if Rihanna uses our hairstyles."     "Appropriation of Who Hair is unacceptable!" shouted Mayor Augustus Maywho . So far, Rihanna has not commented on the issue.

Super Bowl LVI did not disappoint (that was left to the halftime show)! It was a close game, decided late in the 4th quarter--like so many games this season.

MY MESSAGE TO MY COUSIN WHO ONLY WATCHES THE HALFTIME SHOW: More often than not, the halftime show is not worth watching. Frequently, it is musicians who don't play instruments, sometimes they don't actually sing, but they jump around a lot in silly costumes with a lot of lights flashing off and on.

(Turkey) Wings & Drumsticks Pasta Salad, Guacamole...

Go Rams!

Stay tuned...

NFL to Check Brady's Balls Unassociated Press February 1, 2018 The National Football League has said it will check Tom Brady 's balls for proper inflation prior to Super Bowl LII. This after the Deflategate scandal in 2015. Though they are a great team, the New England Patriots have still been known to cheat .

Only 5 more days until Super Bowl 52; so the Minnesota media is saturated with related news and events. https://www.mnsuperbowl.com/

CuTRis in Vikings Front Office January 16, 2018 After the spectacular win Sunday against the Saints, CuTRis came out from the Vikings front office and said, "This team is for real. They could win it all!" http://www.vikings.com/

CuTRis Seen Wearing Tom Brady's Jersey at Anti-Trump Townhall Meeting UnAssociated Press February 23, 2017 At one of the many Anti-Trump Townhall meetings that have been going on across the nation lately, CuTRis was apparently seen wearing Tom Brady's stolen Super Bowl jersey . CuTRis was taken into custody by St. Paul police and later released when it was found that he had purchased the replica jersey for $1.14 on Amazon .com. CuTRis denied knowing where the real jersey is and said he only bought the replica as a “painting shirt.”