Classified Documents Found in CuTRis' Shed

Classified Documents Found in CuTRis' Shed
UnAssociated Press
January 11, 2023

Today the House Oversight Committee, announced that it is investigating classified documents found inside of CuTRis' inventing shed. CuTRis denies any knowlege of the documents, and says it is just a smear campaign launched by both conservatives and liberals--to prevent a possible presidential run in 2024.

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