CuTRis Recommends Ocean Salt

CuTRis Recommends Ocean Salt
UnAssociated Press
March 16, 2018

Today CuTRis came out of the woodwork to announce his recommendation that people stop using Sea Salt in their diets and switch to Ocean Salt. CuTRis told news sources that Ocean Salt comes from "a bigger place" than Sea Salt. So it is probably better.

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