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a salt and battery

Walking into the convenience store, a man needed only two items. His wife had asked him to buy a can of salt and he needed a new battery for the smoke detector that had started to beep. Before he could leave the store, however, he was involved in some kind of an exchange with the cashier. In the end, he was charged for a salt and battery.

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