Friday, December 26, 2014

Another Dead Baby and Still No Protest!

Another child died--that makes 3 in 3 weeks in the Twin Cities—killed by her mother this time. She was drowned in the bathtub. All were African-Americans and nobody is protesting because no cops (white cops in particular) were involved.

I'm still waiting for the protest.

Monday, December 22, 2014

Merry Christmas!

Best Thing About Facebook

I think that the best thing about Facebook is that you can see how boring and shallow most people are. If you knew someone in the past, you can look up their Facebook page. Some people keep it "private" and other people make everything public so the world knows how "great" they are. I like the men who publicize their hunting kills and riding their Harley and all that good "manly" stuff! Then there are the women who post pictures of themselves in bikinis or maybe they show everyone where they traveled and that they studied some other culture. The bottom-line, is, that if someone was self-absorbed and shallow years ago when you knew them, they probably still are—and Facebook gives them a great outlet. Even better, is Twitter! I mean when you can tell the world that you just now ate a piece of toast or used the bathroom, how "great" is that?

High Class!

I’ve spent some time over the last few years, working in a very high class building. For the entire 3 years I’ve spent time there, the toilet paper in the bathroom has been held in place by a rubber band. Yesterday the rubber band was broken and on the floor. I’m not sure what kept the toilet paper from falling out of the holder; but I was sure a new rubber band would be coming soon. But, alas, the rubber band was simply repaired; and now the toilet paper is secure once again!



"Black Lives Matter" Proves Unable to Obey Law

In an effort to "seek justice," protesters organized by Black Lives Matter, defied Mall of America policy against demonstrations (on private property). After stopping business on one of the busiest shopping days of the year; and defying the clearly stated and repeated policy, the group seems to think that they have furthered their cause. This group also recently blocked traffic on I35W; showing little regard for public safety or for stopping people needing to travel.

Friday, December 19, 2014

Mickey Rourke's Fight with Godzilla Was Fixed

Mickey Rourke's Fight with Godzilla Was Fixed
UnAssociated Press
December 19, 2014



When actor Mickey Rourke defeated Godzilla in a boxing match recently, speculation was that the fight was fixed. Now Godzilla has admitted that he threw the fight for $15K and was not allowed to breathe fire during the staging. Godzilla has spoken out, allegedly because Rourke tried to "stiff him" out of $5K that was to be paid after returning to the U.S. 62-year-old Mickey Rourke was unavailable for comment.

The Executive Director

It was not easy being the Executive Director! No sir, it surely was not! But he was having a good day regardless! So far nobody had made him address any real issues. This new box was great!

Thursday, December 18, 2014

CuTRis Hacks Into Sony: Restarts "The Interview"

CuTRis Hacks Into Sony: Restarts "The Interview"
UnAssociated Press
December 18, 2014


After the announcement that Sony cancelled the premier of the movie "The Interview," sources say that CuTRis has now hacked into Sony and reset the movie premier of "The Interview" for December 25th as originally planned! In a candid remark, CuTRis has indicated that he was initially unable to hack into Sony Pictures, but found that he could hack into North Korea, and from there he had easy access to Sony. CuTRis, who has his own (low budget) movie about Kim Jong-Un called, "Kim Jong Un is Dumb," also reportedly may have made fun of Kim Jong-Un before; once or fifteen times. At this time it is unknown if Sony will again succumb to the threats and re-unschedule the movie that CuTRis has apparently rescheduled.

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Nice Guy That Air Force Dude!

Yesterday I decided to pickup a sandwich from Subway before going to band. When I got to the Subway store, I walked up to the door at the same time as did this young man dressed in U.S. Air Force attire. He reached out and opened the door for me. Once inside, I motioned for him to go ahead of me in line. We both ordered and as he was paying, he told the cashier that he was buying my sandwich too. I protested that he didn't have to do that and I could pay for my own. He insisted and the cashier took his money for both orders. I told him that I appreciated the gesture and he said that he appreciated me letting him go first in line. All I could think is that this was a really nice guy. Maybe there is hope for the future with a few young people like this in the world.

I Can't Breathe!

There are too many bad fathers killing their children!

Children's Lives Matter!

http://cutris.blogspot.com/2014/12/heres-another-baby-killer-protest-this.html

http://cutris.blogspot.com/2014/12/child-killer-arrested.html

Here's Another Baby Killer - Protest This!

http://kstp.com/news/stories/S3651717.shtml?cat=1

Do you believe me yet that the problem is with families and not racism?

This story looks a lot like the story from last week when another baby was killed by his father.

Can we blame this on racism too? How about a protest? Come on just a small one for another dead child.

Poor parenting and bad attitudes results in lack of education, lack of respect, lack of morals, lack of direction, employment.... should I go on? Maybe you just want to go protest against the police instead?

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Rebuilt Kirby $129.95

In about 1998, my friend Pete (who is the drummer in our band) had a seizure while driving and had a bad accident. He was in the hospital and then laid up in a nursing home for a long time after. I went to visit him regularly and eventually, he was able to leave and walk out on his own—with the aid of some crutches.

Now about this time, I happened to notice a sign outside of a vacuum store in Richfield; that advertised a rebuilt Kirby for $129.95. With Pete’s last name being Kirby, I had this idea…

So after Pete was out in the world again, while he was riding with me in my car, I pulled over and told him to stand under that sign. Then I snapped this picture with my old 35MM camera. Eventually Dave scanned the picture and I found it in the folder called, “Kevin” on his computer. So, here is the classic “Rebuilt Kirby” photo!

Laser Weapon

When I was a kid in school, my "Year 2000 Project" was a laser weapon.

Well now it is real.

http://www.businessinsider.com/us-naval-vessel-laser-weapon-test-video-2014-12

Winter is Back!

Taliban Cowards Kill Children

Apparently some tough guys from the Taliban slaughtered a bunch of defenseless children yesterday at a school in Pakistan.

"Their god" should be very pleased with their cowardly and murderous actions.

Regardless of who you are, where you are or what you are, the world should unite and pursue and destroy the Taliban and ISIS.

They have no god. They make up their own warped rules and pretend it is for god. They have contaminated Islam and the world.

Monday, December 15, 2014

"Doctor Consult"

Most of the time, doctors don't really know what's going on when something happens to you. They get together and talk over some possibilities; and then they charge a lot for not knowing. Me and my friend Dave both had a parent in the hospital recently after something unexpected and somewhat scary happened. In both cases, the doctors found nothing. What I mean is, they had no idea what happened or why it happened.

Here is an imaginary "consult" me and Dave had during band practice.

Hey Dave, why did that guitar string break?
I’m not sure Kevin; maybe it got strummed too hard.
I think maybe it frombled a bit when you played it Dave—I definitely saw some frombledge.
Yeah maybe Kevin, but I see no real reason it broke.
Me either Dave. Let’s charge $786 now for this "consult."
OK.


Fog

50 degrees (Fahrenheit) in December? That makes for no snow and fog!

Friday, December 12, 2014

Child Killer Arrested

A couple of days ago I was really upset to hear about this piece of crap who beat his 1-year-old son to death. If there is any good news, it's that the piece of crap was arrested yesterday.

Like I said the other day, I want to know who is going to protest about a grown man killing a baby? Because I know damn well, if any white cop had shot this guy while he resisted arrest, thousands would be marching in protest!

Here is something for all of you "so enlightened" people to march about.

Why are certain groups unable to elevate themselves when others do it every day? My wife came from an immigrant family, she is not white and grew up poor. She also has a BA in Fine Arts and a Master's degree in Education. My late friend Wendell, who was African-American, called the lack of values and priorities "slave mentality." He correctly realized that blaming everyone else for your problems was never going to fix them. I think we have seen that my friend was right. In order to make things better for everyone, a shift in attitude is going to be needed. Families need fathers who will support and be there for their children. Children don't need fathers who are absent or who show up to beat them. Mothers need to put their children's needs ahead of their own and ahead of men who choose crime and violence over family life. Strong families are necessary in order to grow responsible children. Education needs to be made a priority. Doing good should get you praise—and not taunts of being a "sellout," or "not black enough." Strong families help their children grow into good people. Strong families intervene when children choose crime and drugs. If believing these things makes me a racist then call me what you want. My child is biracial and I could not love him more.

I saw the pictures on the news of the now deceased 1-year-old baby. If this guy didn't want him, I would have taken him to be my son. I'm sure someone would have been mad about that—as I would have been "raising him white;" which apparently means having a dad who makes sure he gets an education and stays out of gangs. Yeah, that would have been awful wouldn't it have been?

Go and protest now all of you! Make sure to ensure the rights of those who break the law and resist arrest. Pull out the "race card", because white people would rather be labeled axe murderers than be called a racist! All of you should be really proud! Go protest and burn some stuff and never mind crying about that dead child. No, leave that for me. Because it is incredibly sad that a man would beat his baby son to death. What kind of world are we creating for the children? Does anyone care? Is your "agenda" more important than our kids?

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Email Not Working

In fact, the IT department sent us an email about the email not working.
I was unable to open it because of the email not working and all.
Then the email worked for 12 ½ seconds and the email finally opened and I could read it!
By the time I had read the email, the email had stopped working again but at least I had the email about the email now.

Vladimir Putin's New Promotional Photo


Vladimir Putin has responded to the news that he was not chosen as TIME Magazine's "Person of the Year," by releasing a new photo of himself—promoting his tough guy image. This time Putin kept his shirt on as he is shown "working as security" at a Moscow Motorcycle Rally. Later, sources from Russia claim that he won a motorcycle race and then used his own body to stop a motorcycle from running over a baby that had crawled onto the track. No one; including Putin, was injured due to his heroic efforts.

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Hey America! Protest this!!! This is REAL!

Somebody should protest about adults killing babies! What the hell is wrong with America? We've got IDIOTS protesting about white cops killing black criminals who resist arrest; but does anybody have the guts to protest when an adult assaults and kills a one-year-old child? What kind of screwed-up society is this?

Brooklyn Park Police Search for Man after Death of 1-Year-Old
http://kstp.com/news/stories/S3645332.shtml?cat=1

America needs some independent thinkers. We've got plenty of people who will join the mob and pretend like they have admirable motives. If you want to do something "good," protest people who hurt and kill children, old people, animals and anyone who can't defend themselves!

And by-the-way America, when you send the police out to arrest this child killer, make sure you don't send any white cops...

Butthead Sings Christmas Classics!



If you like Beavis & Butthead, you'll love "Butthead Sings the Christmas Classics!" If Butthead ever finishes the album, you can buy yours today! Err... I mean you can buy it whenever it is ready... if he ever gets it done and stuff...

BUTTHEAD SAYS, "I'll probly hafta' kick Beavith in the gnadth and lock him out of the thtudio if I ever want to finish recording the Chrismath Clathics!"

Click for Sample!

Tuesday, December 09, 2014

New Director of "Star Trek 3"

New Director of "Star Trek 3"
UnAssociated Press
December 9, 2014

CuTRis is rumored to be the new director of Start Trek 3. No one can as of yet confirm this rumor; but we heard it from some guy begging for money on the street so we're pretty sure it's true.

Other Star Trek episodes directed by CuTRis include, Star Trek: The Next Generation "#2".

Another Unarmed Black Man Gunned Down

Yet another Black man was gunned down in the streets of America! This cowardly murder caused no unrest. It caused no protests. No businesses were burned. Nothing was looted. No sensational news stories were created. No one got on TV and shouted about racism or about excessive violence. Hardly anyone even noticed that another Black man was shot and killed at the hands of an African-American shooter. After-all, this sort of thing happens every day in every large city in America. There is no political gain for anyone to make anything more of it. There is no agenda to push. Yet the body count keeps going up. People keep dying. It is best for us to focus on the high-profile incidents, that can further damage the fragile balance of racial relations within the fabric of society. It is best to forget the number of dead; and focus only on the minor issues that can generate the most hostility and the most political sympathies. Long live the era of bullshit! The truth means nothing!

Expert Bashed for Unpopular Truth

Expert Bashed for Unpopular Truth
UnAssociated Press
December 9, 2014


"The whole idea that Mr. Buck was profiling a man wearing blaze-orange is absolutely absurd!" said Wildlife Research & Forensic Specialist Dude, Aldo Darwinism. "Deer simply do not see colors the way people do! They are colorblind!"
The backlash for this unpopular truth was swift. Aldo Darwinism has been banned from all liberal media sources and protestors burned and looted several National Parks.
"We won't be happy," commented one out-of-town protester, "until that deer's white tail is made into deer sausage and sitting on a cracker with a piece of cheddar on top of it!"

Man-Killing Deer May Have Profiled Hunter

Man-Killing Deer May Have Profiled Hunter
UnAssociated Press
December 9, 2014


It is now thought that Big Mean Buck was profiling hunter, Joe Goodguy when he fatally shot and killed him dead with a gun.
"Simply because he was human, and because he was wearing blaze-orange and carrying a high-powered rifle, is by no means proof that Mr. Goodguy was a hunter!" said attorney Ian T. Formoney. Meanwhile, thousands of law-abiding citizens burned buildings and looted merchandise including high priced electronics—to show their support.

Grand Jury Fails to Indict Deer that Shot Hunter

Grand Jury Fails to Indict Deer that Shot Hunter
UnAssociated Press
December 9, 2014


Unrest has once again hit the woods after a grand jury has failed to indict Big Mean Buck, the White-tailed deer that shot an innocent deer hunter early yesterday. Protestors carrying blaze-orange signs were chanting, "deer hunter lives matter" as they pushed their point that deer are killing deer hunters in great numbers and nothing is being done about it!

Hunter Shot by WHITE-tailed Deer

Hunter Shot by WHITE-tailed Deer
UnAssociated Press
December 9, 2014


A deer hunter was shot and killed by a White-tailed deer yesterday; sparking protests around the country by deer hunters who believe that White-tailed deer are singling out deer hunters and using excessive violence against them. This has caused a backlash of investigations from the American Civil Liberties Union, the Obama administration and the many many people who have little more to do than to try to cause and perpetuate idiotic and untrue ideas and cause civil unrest. Several deer hunting shacks have been burned down in the process as demonstrators took to the woods. The name of the deer has not been released. The deceased hunter has been identified as Joe Goodguy.

Monday, December 08, 2014

Friday, December 05, 2014

Cause of Reptile Screensaver Malfunction

For weeks I had this cool screensaver. It had a bunch of different kinds of reptiles that would dart back and forth across the screen! Sometimes it was the fast ones. Sometimes a slow turtle might walk by. Other times it would be a snake slithering across the screen. It was a pretty great screen saver!

Then the other day it just quit. It didn't work anymore. I wasn't sure what happened so I googled it and finally found the answer. Apparently my computer is experiencing, e-reptile-dysfunction!

How to Avoid being Shot by Police - Tutorial

Note* This tutorial will help you to avoid getting shot by police. It should work with any color police officers—even white cops. In addition, though we only hear reports about white cops shooting black people, this is not the only racial combination that exists. In addition, black men shoot other black men at a rate far greater than police do. In fact, black men shoot innocent bystanders too—though this rarely seems to get a lot of protesters to come out because it isn't racially charged enough.

Part One: Do not become involved in illegal activity. It is a fairly safe bet, that if you are not stealing, threatening, burglarizing, loitering, selling illegally, trespassing, or engaged in other criminal activity, the likelihood of you being stopped by police is significantly lower than if you are participating in such activities.

Part Two: If confronted by police officers, do not resist. Do not engage them in hostile or disrespectful dialogue (that means talking). Do not shout. Do not swear. Do not reach into your pockets, coat or pants for something. Keep your hands visible and be as cooperative and non-threatening as possible. If someone told you to be belligerent (that means nasty and uncooperative) to police—even if it was your mom, your half-brother or the guy who used to live in your apartment, this is bad advice. Telling you such a thing or believing such a thing is stupid and might get you killed or into more trouble than if you cooperate.

Your race, be it black, white or green with red polka dots, does not exclude you from obeying the law. While working at a Jr. High School in the south metro, I had students tell me that "Nobody can make me do anything I don't want to do!" This is false. After pointing it out to a student of color, that judges and police officers can make any of us do things that we may not want to do, the student turned it into a commentary about his race—and administration cowered and told me I couldn't tell students that anymore. The police liaison officer at that school told me that "more students should be told that."

After living through working in Hennepin County and seeing my African-American coworkers misbehave (including one who was dealing drugs while working as a drug counselor) and then levy bogus lawsuits; that had to be taken seriously because of the misperceptions of how such things should be handled, I am looking at the "black men dying at the hands of white police" rather objectively. I have yet to see any video evidence, etc., showing a victim who was fully cooperative, who was killed. In fact, each incident shows a person who is actively resisting officers—generally after being stopped for doing something illegal. The "good person" being killed by a "bad cop" story is being so frequently misused, that it surely should start losing credibility at some point—even among whites who are terrified of being called racists.

Finally, being a successful black person does not mean you "aren't black enough." At that same Jr. High School, I remember one African-American kid who was polite and did well in school. Other black kids didn't like him and he was fully accepted by the white kids; with whom he hung around with. The real issue here is that the truth is really not being considered in this argument at all. Some people see this as a power-play, and they are capitalizing on it. Others are intimidated that they might be seen as, gulp... racists. So no one is dealing truthfully and as a result, things will not get any better.

So try following the simple guidelines in this tutorial, and you should avoid being killed by police. Thanks.

Thursday, December 04, 2014

How to Fix White Cops Killing Black People

White cops should never go into black neighborhoods. 911 callers should identify their race before police are sent. If the caller is black, only black cops should respond. If no black cops are available, no police should respond. If the parties involved are of multiple races, an equal proportion of like-race police officers must be assembled before responding to the call for help. While responding, officers will only be allowed to interact with or arrest people who are of the same race as they are. This and only this will keep us all safe from white cops and ensure the safety of blacks.

CuTRis Denies Being Assaulted by Bill Cosby

CuTRis Denies Being Assaulted by Bill Cosby
UnAssociated Press
December 4, 2014


CuTRis has denied being a victim of a sexual assault by Bill Cosby. He said the rumor was started by Pete because CuTRis refused to babysit Dave for four days.
"He is pretty mad about it," said CuTRis. "I guess it all came out when this Cosby thing exploded. It really doesn't have anything to do with Bill Cosby."

CuTRis May Have Been Assaulted by Bill Cosby

CuTRis May Have Been Assaulted by Bill Cosby
UnAssociated Press
December 4, 2014


Reports today claim that CuTRis may have been sexually assaulted by Bill Cosby!
If true, CuTRis would be the first man named as a Cosby victim.

Wednesday, December 03, 2014

"Grayson's Search for Boo Boo Kabuta" is Available Now!



"Grayson's Search for Boo Boo Kabuta" is available to order for Christmas!

https://www.createspace.com/5081657

Also available on Amazon.

I'd Like to Thank Charles Barkley...

No white person is allowed to speak this kind of truth without being called a racist. Thank you Charles Barkley for speaking the truth when it needs to be heard.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/02/us/charles-barkley-on-race/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

Tuesday, December 02, 2014

Scars


Anyone who has been on this Earth for a while, will suffer some injuries. Sometimes the scar is visible and often it is not. We have all suffered from emotional trauma of one kind or another—and these scars often end up on the inside where they can't always be seen. But they are there with us every day and every night. Hopefully, these scars teach us things about ourselves and about other people. Hopefully, these scars make us stronger. Sometimes, these scars can even make us more interesting and maybe even more beautiful.

This tree bears it's scars both internally and externally—much the way many of us do. This tree is more interesting than most—because the barbed wire from some bygone day and some bygone farm, has been imbedded inside its trunk as it grew and lived. We cannot remove the wire without damaging the tree. The two parts are now one. This is how scars are. We get them and then we continue on with life. We cannot be separated from that leftover trauma without causing even more damage. The scar will be with us for as long as we are here.

—KJC

Monday, December 01, 2014