Large Laughing Clown

Last evening, my wife was telling me what our nieces and nephews want for Christmas. Our one nephew (EL) who is about 3-years-old, wants cars and trucks, but not too big because he's scared of them if they are too big and nothing too loud, because that scares him too!

I said aloud, "Note to self, EL wants a large laughing clown for Christmas!"
Of course I was joking...