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Cutris Drops Snow Cone-Paralyzes Midwest

Cutris Drops Snow Cone-Paralyzes Midwest
January 8, 2010
UnAssociated Press

It seems that Cutris is unable to avoid scandals. Just yesterday, he apparently dropped his giant-sized snow cone, and it spread quickly across the Midwest, leaving roads very slippery.




Several cars like the one pictured, were unable to stay on the road.






Cutris was unavailable for comment, but was said to be upset that he was unable to eat his snow cone.

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