Skip to main content

Rhode Island Secedes from Union; No One Notices

Rhode Island Secedes from Union; No One Notices
UnAssociated Press
April 8, 2009

The state of Rhode Island has apparently seceded from the United States without anyone noticing, according to Governor Donald L. Carcieri. Trying to preserve their "independence," which includes Mafia ties, government corruption and the world's worst department of motor vehicles, the tiny state decided to secede from the Union. To date, no one seems to have noticed.

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Hormel is Dumb: No More Little Sizzlers

We appreciate your interest in LITTLE SIZZLERS® Sausage. Unfortunately, this item has been discontinued. We value our loyal consumers and apologize for any disappointment our decision has caused. Please visit www.hormel.com for coupons, promotions and recipes using many of our other products.

Trump Peace Talks...

Hey, "war hero," how are those peace talks going?

Borg Cube for Sale

For Sale - Slightly Used Borg Cube - Mileage = 192 Trillion Light Years Plus Time travel - Loaded! - Capacity of 9,856 Passengers $87 Billion Contact CuTRis Used Borg Cube $87 Billion