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Cutris Asked to Help Fight Swine Flu

Cutris Asked to Help Fight Swine Flu
UnAssociated Press
April 28, 2009

World Health Organization officials have asked Cutris to help in the battle to contain the Swine Flu. In response, Cutris is teaching "hand washing" seminars this week. Cutris has also cautioned people not to pickup hitchhikers; especially if they are pigs.

"In 2003 everyone was concerned about SARS," Cutris began. "We should always practice good hygiene--not just when a contagious disease is in the news."

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