The Revenge of Jade

Sometime last week, my guitar Jade had been located by the police at a local pawn shop under the name of the guy who we think stole her. By the end of the week, the guy that stole my guitar was arrested and sitting in jail.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Apparently he stole a bunch of other things from my friends too, but they hadn’t noticed right away. Hopefully they can get it back.

My guitar sent that fartknocker to jail!
When I get my Stratocaster back, I’m going to get her a badge and put it on the guitar strap.

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