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First Day at the New Job

Dave got a new job. He started today. I sent him this helpful advice.

Remember...

1. Try not to learn everything in one day, that pisses people off.
2. Try not to piss people off on your first day.
3. Try not to get pissed off.
4. Piss off!

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LDM said…
Better to be pissed off than pissed on!
10:59 AM
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