I am CuTRis

Judge Throws Out Ventura Suit UnAssociated Press July 30, 2014 A U.S. Federal Court judge threw out the lawsuit filed by Jesse Ventura against CuTRis —citing that the "shoe print says it all."

Ventura Suing CuTRis for Defamation UnAssociated Press July 30, 2014 Fresh from of his victory suing Chris Kyle's widow , Jesse Ventura is heading back to court to sue the author of How I Punched Jesse Ventura & Stuff, for defamation . CuTRis is said to be recovering after being stepped on by Ventura after the fight—that Ventura claims never happened. By telephone CuTRis told the press that he still has the shoe print on his stomach that proves his claim.

CuTRis Claims to have Punched Ventura UnAssociated Press July 30, 2014 In his new book entitled, How I Punched Jesse Ventura & Stuff, local author and former Presidential candidate , CuTRis , states that he, "...punched Ventura in the knee, and then I fell down and he stepped on me and I had to go to the doctor! When I got to the clinic they asked, 'what happened to you?' So I told them that I fell down after punching a former Navy SEAL who was (formerly) in politics and who now just says a lot of dumb things that make people think he's a dumbass! So then the nurse says, 'Oh, you mean Jesse Ventura ?' And I said, 'yeah, how did you know it was him?' Then they patched up my stomach where the giant shoe print was still visible. Then the doctor said to me, 'all right CuTRis , go home and take two aspirin and don't let any former pro wrestlers step on you for at least two weeks.' So I went home and wrote my new book, How I Punched J...

I noticed the news headlines and there, amongst them was this totally ridiculous lawsuit filed by Jesse Ventura with the title, Jury Selection to Begin in Jesse Ventura's 'American Sniper' Suit . But then, when hundreds of people are trying to cross the border from Mexico into the USA, why should I be surprised by the actions of a man who has claimed he is (mad at the USA and) going to become a Mexican citizen ? This whole thing brings me back to elementary school where a certain individual in my class was primarily concerned with how tough everyone thought he was. From all accounts, this guy never grew up—and neither did Ventura. Not that I would believe Chris Kyle either; but that is my point. Who gives a crap about any of this? In the world of tough guys there are only three truths. 1. Most of them will say anything to make themselves look tough. Look how many times Ventura brought his own problems (from the "media jackals") because he couldn't back up...