Kim Jong-Un Threatens to Skip Summit with U.S.

Kim Jong-Un Threatens to Skip Summit with U.S.
UnAssociated Press
May 16, 2018

Kim Jong-un has now threatened to skip his planned meeting with Donald Trump, unless he is given 12 cases of Oreos by Noon tomorrow. When asked if he would send the cookies, Trump responded,

"We're working on it right now. We have our best people working on it. Because, he... ah... Kim has good taste."

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