CuTRis Shouts at the World

CuTRis Shouts at the World
UnAssociated Press
July 6, 2017

CuTRis, shown in the picture to the right, shouted at the World today. He told everyone to start telling the truth, stop making trouble, and to be kind and help each other and the environment. Even though CuTRis shouted through the largest bullhorn that he could find, he was still ignored. In fact, someone even threw a rock at him.

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