Monday, January 26, 2009

Porn Industry Announces Stimulus Package

The Porn industry allegedly attempted to get a share of the U.S. Government's economic bailout package. When refused any monetary assistance, president of the National Porn Association, Hugh G. Johnson, told reporters, "We were just kidding! We're doing fine! In fact, we have our own stimulus package that we will be launching soon."
Details of what are in the package have not been shown at this time.

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