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Presidential Candidate Pictured with Ghosts!

Presidential Candidate Pictured with Ghosts!
January 9, 2008
UnAssociated Press

Yesterday's picture of Presidential Candidate Cutris, had a mysterious apparition in the lower left portion of the photograph. Some surmised that supernatural powers are behind the huge rise in Cutris' popularity. These forces may even have been at work on Oprah, when she decided to endorse Cutris for president in 2008.

Further studies of past Cutris photographs, have revealed that ghostly apparitions have appeared in other pictures of Cutris. Paranormal experts have been consulted to explain this strange phenomena, but have yet to come to any concrete conclusions.

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