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When Gummie Bears Go Bad

I saw a Gummie Bear™ on the floor at the school today.
It was filthy. It lay there, full of dust and dirt and looking like it had been in a fight.
Maybe it had! Gummie Bears have sometimes been known to attack!
Sure they look innocent… but if you saw the one that I saw today, it would send a chill down your spine.
I left it alone, and hurried down the hall away from it… to safety.
I wasn’t going to take any chances.

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