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Philbrashen

One day an ant was walking down the street when it heard its name, “Philbrashen.” Who could have been looking for a tiny ant? It thought. It looked around with its compound eyes, listened with its auditory senses and felt with its antennas, but there was no one around!

Suddenly it heard the sound again, “Philbrashen! Philbrashen! Philbrashen!
But again, there was nobody there!

Then the tiny ant heard someone say, “Damn these allergies! Philbrashen! Philbrashen!”

Suddenly feeling spooked, the little ant ran home.

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