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Wednesday, September 17, 2014

The Adrian Peterson Condom Fund

Please give generously to the Adrian Peterson Condom Fund. Your help is desperately needed so that Mr. Peterson can stop having so many children with a variety of loose women. The unfortunate result, is that these children have no father figure and sometimes they get beaten with a tree branch. Don't let this tragedy continue! It is all up to you! It is totally your responsibility. Mr. Peterson should not be required to curb his behavior or use his millions of dollars to buy his own condoms. Please make your non-tax-deductible donation today!

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