The thoughts of a writer.

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Nice Guy That Air Force Dude!

Yesterday I decided to pickup a sandwich from Subway before going to band. When I got to the Subway store, I walked up to the door at the same time as did this young man dressed in U.S. Air Force attire. He reached out and opened the door for me. Once inside, I motioned for him to go ahead of me in line. We both ordered and as he was paying, he told the cashier that he was buying my sandwich too. I protested that he didn't have to do that and I could pay for my own. He insisted and the cashier took his money for both orders. I told him that I appreciated the gesture and he said that he appreciated me letting him go first in line. All I could think is that this was a really nice guy. Maybe there is hope for the future with a few young people like this in the world.

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I Can't Breathe!

There are too many bad fathers killing their children!

Children's Lives Matter!

http://cutris.blogspot.com/2014/12/heres-another-baby-killer-protest-this.html

http://cutris.blogspot.com/2014/12/child-killer-arrested.html

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Here's Another Baby Killer - Protest This!

http://kstp.com/news/stories/S3651717.shtml?cat=1

Do you believe me yet that the problem is with families and not racism?

This story looks a lot like the story from last week when another baby was killed by his father.

Can we blame this on racism too? How about a protest? Come on just a small one for another dead child.

Poor parenting and bad attitudes results in lack of education, lack of respect, lack of morals, lack of direction, employment.... should I go on? Maybe you just want to go protest against the police instead?

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Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Rebuilt Kirby $129.95

In about 1998, my friend Pete (who is the drummer in our band) had a seizure while driving and had a bad accident. He was in the hospital and then laid up in a nursing home for a long time after. I went to visit him regularly and eventually, he was able to leave and walk out on his own—with the aid of some crutches.

Now about this time, I happened to notice a sign outside of a vacuum store in Richfield; that advertised a rebuilt Kirby for $129.95. With Pete’s last name being Kirby, I had this idea…

So after Pete was out in the world again, while he was riding with me in my car, I pulled over and told him to stand under that sign. Then I snapped this picture with my old 35MM camera. Eventually Dave scanned the picture and I found it in the folder called, “Kevin” on his computer. So, here is the classic “Rebuilt Kirby” photo!

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Laser Weapon

When I was a kid in school, my "Year 2000 Project" was a laser weapon.

Well now it is real.

http://www.businessinsider.com/us-naval-vessel-laser-weapon-test-video-2014-12

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Winter is Back!

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Taliban Cowards Kill Children

Apparently some tough guys from the Taliban slaughtered a bunch of defenseless children yesterday at a school in Pakistan.

"Their god" should be very pleased with their cowardly and murderous actions.

Regardless of who you are, where you are or what you are, the world should unite and pursue and destroy the Taliban and ISIS.

They have no god. They make up their own warped rules and pretend it is for god. They have contaminated Islam and the world.

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Monday, December 15, 2014

"Doctor Consult"

Most of the time, doctors don't really know what's going on when something happens to you. They get together and talk over some possibilities; and then they charge a lot for not knowing. Me and my friend Dave both had a parent in the hospital recently after something unexpected and somewhat scary happened. In both cases, the doctors found nothing. What I mean is, they had no idea what happened or why it happened.

Here is an imaginary "consult" me and Dave had during band practice.

Hey Dave, why did that guitar string break?
I’m not sure Kevin; maybe it got strummed too hard.
I think maybe it frombled a bit when you played it Dave—I definitely saw some frombledge.
Yeah maybe Kevin, but I see no real reason it broke.
Me either Dave. Let’s charge $786 now for this "consult."
OK.


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Fog

50 degrees (Fahrenheit) in December? That makes for no snow and fog!

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Friday, December 12, 2014

Child Killer Arrested

A couple of days ago I was really upset to hear about this piece of crap who beat his 1-year-old son to death. If there is any good news, it's that the piece of crap was arrested yesterday.

Like I said the other day, I want to know who is going to protest about a grown man killing a baby? Because I know damn well, if any white cop had shot this guy while he resisted arrest, thousands would be marching in protest!

Here is something for all of you "so enlightened" people to march about.

Why are certain groups unable to elevate themselves when others do it every day? My wife came from an immigrant family, she is not white and grew up poor. She also has a BA in Fine Arts and a Master's degree in Education. My late friend Wendell, who was African-American, called the lack of values and priorities "slave mentality." He correctly realized that blaming everyone else for your problems was never going to fix them. I think we have seen that my friend was right. In order to make things better for everyone, a shift in attitude is going to be needed. Families need fathers who will support and be there for their children. Children don't need fathers who are absent or who show up to beat them. Mothers need to put their children's needs ahead of their own and ahead of men who choose crime and violence over family life. Strong families are necessary in order to grow responsible children. Education needs to be made a priority. Doing good should get you praise—and not taunts of being a "sellout," or "not black enough." Strong families help their children grow into good people. Strong families intervene when children choose crime and drugs. If believing these things makes me a racist then call me what you want. My child is biracial and I could not love him more.

I saw the pictures on the news of the now deceased 1-year-old baby. If this guy didn't want him, I would have taken him to be my son. I'm sure someone would have been mad about that—as I would have been "raising him white;" which apparently means having a dad who makes sure he gets an education and stays out of gangs. Yeah, that would have been awful wouldn't it have been?

Go and protest now all of you! Make sure to ensure the rights of those who break the law and resist arrest. Pull out the "race card", because white people would rather be labeled axe murderers than be called a racist! All of you should be really proud! Go protest and burn some stuff and never mind crying about that dead child. No, leave that for me. Because it is incredibly sad that a man would beat his baby son to death. What kind of world are we creating for the children? Does anyone care? Is your "agenda" more important than our kids?

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Thursday, December 11, 2014

Email Not Working

In fact, the IT department sent us an email about the email not working.
I was unable to open it because of the email not working and all.
Then the email worked for 12 ½ seconds and the email finally opened and I could read it!
By the time I had read the email, the email had stopped working again but at least I had the email about the email now.

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Vladimir Putin's New Promotional Photo


Vladimir Putin has responded to the news that he was not chosen as TIME Magazine's "Person of the Year," by releasing a new photo of himself—promoting his tough guy image. This time Putin kept his shirt on as he is shown "working as security" at a Moscow Motorcycle Rally. Later, sources from Russia claim that he won a motorcycle race and then used his own body to stop a motorcycle from running over a baby that had crawled onto the track. No one; including Putin, was injured due to his heroic efforts.

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Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Hey America! Protest this!!! This is REAL!

Somebody should protest about adults killing babies! What the hell is wrong with America? We've got IDIOTS protesting about white cops killing black criminals who resist arrest; but does anybody have the guts to protest when an adult assaults and kills a one-year-old child? What kind of screwed-up society is this?

Brooklyn Park Police Search for Man after Death of 1-Year-Old
http://kstp.com/news/stories/S3645332.shtml?cat=1

America needs some independent thinkers. We've got plenty of people who will join the mob and pretend like they have admirable motives. If you want to do something "good," protest people who hurt and kill children, old people, animals and anyone who can't defend themselves!

And by-the-way America, when you send the police out to arrest this child killer, make sure you don't send any white cops...

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Butthead Sings Christmas Classics!



If you like Beavis & Butthead, you'll love "Butthead Sings the Christmas Classics!" If Butthead ever finishes the album, you can buy yours today! Err... I mean you can buy it whenever it is ready... if he ever gets it done and stuff...

BUTTHEAD SAYS, "I'll probly hafta' kick Beavith in the gnadth and lock him out of the thtudio if I ever want to finish recording the Chrismath Clathics!"

video
Click for Sample!

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Tuesday, December 09, 2014

New Director of "Star Trek 3"

New Director of "Star Trek 3"
UnAssociated Press
December 9, 2014

CuTRis is rumored to be the new director of Start Trek 3. No one can as of yet confirm this rumor; but we heard it from some guy begging for money on the street so we're pretty sure it's true.

Other Star Trek episodes directed by CuTRis include, Star Trek: The Next Generation "#2".

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Another Unarmed Black Man Gunned Down

Yet another Black man was gunned down in the streets of America! This cowardly murder caused no unrest. It caused no protests. No businesses were burned. Nothing was looted. No sensational news stories were created. No one got on TV and shouted about racism or about excessive violence. Hardly anyone even noticed that another Black man was shot and killed at the hands of an African-American shooter. After-all, this sort of thing happens every day in every large city in America. There is no political gain for anyone to make anything more of it. There is no agenda to push. Yet the body count keeps going up. People keep dying. It is best for us to focus on the high-profile incidents, that can further damage the fragile balance of racial relations within the fabric of society. It is best to forget the number of dead; and focus only on the minor issues that can generate the most hostility and the most political sympathies. Long live the era of bullshit! The truth means nothing!

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Expert Bashed for Unpopular Truth

Expert Bashed for Unpopular Truth
UnAssociated Press
December 9, 2014


"The whole idea that Mr. Buck was profiling a man wearing blaze-orange is absolutely absurd!" said Wildlife Research & Forensic Specialist Dude, Aldo Darwinism. "Deer simply do not see colors the way people do! They are colorblind!"
The backlash for this unpopular truth was swift. Aldo Darwinism has been banned from all liberal media sources and protestors burned and looted several National Parks.
"We won't be happy," commented one out-of-town protester, "until that deer's white tail is made into deer sausage and sitting on a cracker with a piece of cheddar on top of it!"

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Man-Killing Deer May Have Profiled Hunter

Man-Killing Deer May Have Profiled Hunter
UnAssociated Press
December 9, 2014


It is now thought that Big Mean Buck was profiling hunter, Joe Goodguy when he fatally shot and killed him dead with a gun.
"Simply because he was human, and because he was wearing blaze-orange and carrying a high-powered rifle, is by no means proof that Mr. Goodguy was a hunter!" said attorney Ian T. Formoney. Meanwhile, thousands of law-abiding citizens burned buildings and looted merchandise including high priced electronics—to show their support.

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Grand Jury Fails to Indict Deer that Shot Hunter

Grand Jury Fails to Indict Deer that Shot Hunter
UnAssociated Press
December 9, 2014


Unrest has once again hit the woods after a grand jury has failed to indict Big Mean Buck, the White-tailed deer that shot an innocent deer hunter early yesterday. Protestors carrying blaze-orange signs were chanting, "deer hunter lives matter" as they pushed their point that deer are killing deer hunters in great numbers and nothing is being done about it!

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Hunter Shot by WHITE-tailed Deer

Hunter Shot by WHITE-tailed Deer
UnAssociated Press
December 9, 2014


A deer hunter was shot and killed by a White-tailed deer yesterday; sparking protests around the country by deer hunters who believe that White-tailed deer are singling out deer hunters and using excessive violence against them. This has caused a backlash of investigations from the American Civil Liberties Union, the Obama administration and the many many people who have little more to do than to try to cause and perpetuate idiotic and untrue ideas and cause civil unrest. Several deer hunting shacks have been burned down in the process as demonstrators took to the woods. The name of the deer has not been released. The deceased hunter has been identified as Joe Goodguy.

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