The thoughts of a writer.

Friday, April 24, 2015

CuTRis Still on the Fence

CuTRis Still on the Fence
UnAssociated Press
April 23, 2015



CuTRis is reportedly still on the fence regarding another presidential run.

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Thursday, April 23, 2015

CuTRis Kicked Out of Bakery for Roll-Playing

CuTRis Kicked Out of Bakery for Roll-Playing
UnAssociated Press
April 23, 2015


In the most recent of many scandals involving CuTRis, he was told to leave a bakery in Tokyo, Montana. Apparently CuTRis was asked about role-playing in response to speculation that (he may again run for president). CuTRis began playing with some rolls; apparently misunderstanding the question which precipitated the request from the bakery's manager.

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Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Just Hanging Around...


Just Hanging Around...
UnAssociated press
April 22, 2015


CuTRis has incredible hang time.

CuTRis was seen hanging around yesterday. Speculators have been wondering if the former presidential candidate will run again. So far, nothing is indicating that he will.

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Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Observation on Relationships

Often I think, the most brilliant people can be hardest to get along with.
Think of the workplace as an example. The guy who knows nothing is often extremely pleasant and agreeable; while the person who knows much, is more likely to disagree because he or she is capable of independent thought. A poor manager will dismiss the smart person because they disagree and keep the unproductive person because he is agreeable. In the long-run, this is a poor tactic for business success.

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Thursday, April 16, 2015

Illegal Math Lab Shutdown

Illegal Math Lab Shutdown
UnAssociated Press
April 16, 2015


Police stormed an illegal Math Lab today, closing it down and arresting nine men—including one who was a woman. Authorities say that the lab was a major producer of Math problems.

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Wednesday, April 15, 2015

The Sign of the Ho


This sign is confusing because if it is an entrance for "ho's," I would expect only one "ho."

If it is a sign for Santa Clause, I would expect three "ho's," as in "ho ho ho!"

But two "ho's?"

Perhaps it is time for an exit now...


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Tuesday, April 14, 2015

CuTRis May Have Contracted Bird Flu

CuTRis May Have Contracted Bird Flu
UnAssociated Press
April 14, 2015



This photo surfaced today, giving proof to the rumor that CuTRis may have contracted the Bird Flu. When reporters attempted to speak to him, CuTRis is said to have chirped loudly before flying away.

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