The thoughts of a writer.

Monday, July 27, 2015

Golden Goose Usurped by Hen

As the price of eggs kept rising (and the price of gold went down), the Goose that Laid the Golden Egg found herself replaced by the hen that laid regular eggs...

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Γεια Έλληνες

Γεια Έλληνες! Καλώς ήρθατε στο blog μου . Μερικές φορές είναι σοβαρές , αλλά συχνά είναι όλα για διασκέδαση . Ευχαριστώ για τη διακοπή!

Friday, July 24, 2015

Привет Россияне

Привет Россияне! Я рад, что вам нравится мой блог! Иногда это серьезно, но в основном это для веселья!!! Спасибо за посещение!

Hit it!

It’s 387 minutes until quittin’ time, I’ve got a full cup of tea, half a bag of crackers, it’s Friday... and I just insulted the new version of our company software to the bosses.

Hit it!

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

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Thursday, July 23, 2015

Donald Trump and Rod Blagojevich Have the Same Barber


Donald Trump and Rod Blagojevich Have the Same Barber
UnAssociated Press
July 23, 2015
By: CuTRis

Sources within the world of hair care have revealed that both Donald Trump and Rod Blagojevich go to the same barber; one Mongo Froman. Apparently Froman has been doing the hair styling of both men for decades.

When asked about his hair stylist, Trump said stupid and nasty things about my hair, my war record, and my presidential run.

When asked the same question, Blagojevich said he was willing to sell me the opportunity to be the next one to escape.


Mongo Froman

That was when I tracked down Mongo Froman, who said that he normally does not give out the names of his clients; but since I already knew them he said,
"Yes, I admit it and isn't their hair amazing?"
"Yes," I replied truthfully. "It is quite amazing..."


Wednesday, July 22, 2015

White Boy Ave.

I'm laughing because this is funny! If it were any other word besides "white," however, I would be outraged by the blatant racism!

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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Lime Creek Nature Center

We visited the Lime Creek nature Center in Mason City, IA. This was a great place to let our three-year-old explore!


Monday, July 20, 2015

Mason City, Iowa

East Park

We visited Mason City, Iowa recently.


Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Dill Droplets

I took this photo of a dill in Dave's garden last evening while we were on break from a jam session.