The thoughts of a writer.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Myrtle Warbler & Bald Eagle

During our hike in Central Wilkie today, we saw a lot of birds. Here is a Myrtle Warbler and a Bald Eagle.


Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Book Price Reduced!

Publish America has cut the price of my first novel in half (on their website only), in a price war with It's a limited time offer. Anyone who was put off by the fact that Publish America charges too much, has another chance...

Click here to buy or view my (first)book.

Earth Day

Happy Earth Day!

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Presidential Debate

Cutris looked really good in the presidential debate last night. But how did he end up in the Democratic debate when he's an independent?


Friday, April 11, 2008

The Wrong Button

In spite of the training films and doctor's warnings, Kevin pushed the "Wrong" button anyway.

Such is the danger of "live" TV.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

More Scandal Surrounds Presidential Candidate Cutris

More Scandal Surrounds Presidential Candidate Cutris
April 10, 2008
UnAssociated Press

Once again, presidential candidate Cutris is involved in a scandal. More photos have surfaced, that show Cutris disobeying rules.

The first photograph shows Cutris holding onto a government trespass warning sign. An attorney consulted on the matter, said that it is unlikely that Cutris was actually in violation at the time the picture was taken, as he would probably have to have been behind the sign.

The next photo shows Cutris standing beneath a high voltage tower, with a caution sign.

When asked about the photo, Cutris told reporters that he had been hiking, and "didn't see" the tower as he posed for a picture.
"It's the established political parties," he told the press. "They're afraid that I am going to win the presidential election. They'll do anything to discredit me!"

The Cutris campaign seems largely unaffected by the so called scandal. In fact, he has jumped up in the polls and now leads the three major candidates.


Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Cutris Sprouts Wood to Promote Book

Cutris Sprouts Wood to Promote Book
April 9, 2008
UnAssociated Press

In a promotional stunt to plug his new novel, "Cottonwood," Cutris has sprouted wood.

The author and presidential candidate told reporters this morning, that he woke up with the wood, but it went away a short time later. Just how a man could turn into a tree and then back into a man is still under investigation. The U.S. Forest Service has been called to head up the case.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Cutris Sells Real Estate on Mars!

Cutris Sells Real Estate on Mars!
April 2, 2008
UnAssociated Press

Presidential candidate Cutris has been absent from public view lately, but was recently seen selling real estate on the planet Mars!

"It's a brand new market!" said Cutris. "I haven't sold too many plots yet, but it's only a matter of time."

One thing is for sure, Cutris continues to be on the cutting edge.