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CuTRis' Butt Now Owns Canada

CuTRis' Butt Now Owns Canada
UnAssociated Press
January 7, 2015

Reports out today confirm that CuTRis' butt now owns Canada. Apparently Canada was purchased for $3 (US) and a 5 oz. wedge of mozzarella cheese. CuTRis' butt has not said what it will do with Canada—though rumor is that it wants to close the country. Speculation is that CuTRis' butt wants to sell it for development. CuTRis' butt was unavailable for comment at the time this story was printed.

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