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Thursday, December 11, 2008

Cutris Cleared!

Cutris Cleared of Wrongdoing!
UnAssociated Press
December 11, 2008

Cutris has been cleared of charges that he purchased Barack Obama's vacated senate seat from Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich for 50 cents. When asked about the story that sprung yesterday, Cutris said, "Those *&^%#@#$% will say anything to get a story!"

Cutris has been cleared by the senate, Barack Obama, Scotland Yard and Barney (the purple dinosaur).


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