Tuesday, November 05, 2013

CuTRis Discovers Ancient Artifacts


CuTRis Discovers Ancient Artifacts
UnAssociated Press
November 5, 2013


Renowned explorer, CuTRis has discovered some amazing ancient artifacts. Apparently CuTRis found these artifacts along some railroad tracks. The full implications of this new discovery are not yet known--though CuTRis said he believes it will be historic!

CuTRis believes this to be
a body ornament of
some kind--possibly
a nose piercing.


 





 
CuTRis says this device was
likely used by hunters and
attached to prey to
slow it down.

1 comment:

LDM said...

I believe what you have there is a battle helmet from a prhistoric race know as the flatheads. The screw kept the helmet from coming off their heads.
The flatheads were wiped out by an epidemic of menengitis shortly after the development of the helmet-screw combination.