Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Anthony's Weiner

CuTRis vaguely remembered speaking about Representative Weiner once before; though the details were sketchy. Just because this man continued to live up to his name even after the first scandal, people seemed to be out to get him. Why were they so bent on abusing Mr. Weiner? His wife now supporting him, Mr. Weiner admitted his wrongs--which may be his only salvation. Anthony Weiner was not the only politician to ever be involved in a sex scandal. The quantity of people involved in such things defies all attempts to create hyper-text for them--as there are just too many! Bravely, CuTRis approached the microphone just as he had the last time the Weiner issue had come up. He tapped the mic and then suddenly he remembered! People weren't just making fun of the man's name... Hmmm said CuTRis to himself, I seem to remember his name is "Anthony." Now unsure of the prepared rant that he was about to give to the press, CuTRis simply waved and walked away.

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