Representative Weiner

Cutris strolled up to the microphone, tapped it, and then began to speak.

"His name is 'Representative Weiner,' did he ever really have a chance?
"People are now analyzing Mr. Weiner..."

Someone walked up to the podium and beckoned to Cutris. The man whispered something to Cutris.

"What?" said Cutris irritatedly. "His name is Anthony??? Are you sure?"

The person whispered something else to Cutris, and then sat back down.

Cutris cleared his throat and continued.
"Based on recent information I have no further comment."

Cutris exited the stage.

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