Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Cutris Testifies Before Senate Subcommittee

Cutris Testifies Before Senate Subcommittee
UnAssociated Press
October 7, 2009

Cutris testified before a senate subcommittee today, detailing how people employed in technology are not valued, or respected as much as the so-called, “professionals” employed by the same organizations that they work at.

I am not allowed to voice my displeasure when someone ruins an installation or causes problems by blatantly disregarding basic technology guidelines!” He continued by saying, “There is a ‘culture’ in the workplace that technology work is not as important as what the ‘professionals’ do. Recently, I contributed to a report and everyone’s name was listed in the credits except mine—even though they used my contribution, line-for-line verbatim!”

The senators seemed unconvinced by Cutris’ argument, leading to this outburst,
“What if I unplugged the vinculum? Would you senators know what to do???”
Cutris was then censored and escorted by security out of the senate chambers.

2 comments:

Junk said...

You glorified janitors need to learn your place.

Go vacuum and mop the fans in the CPUs and let the real professionals get back to ruling the workplace.

CuTRis said...

"Googoo!" Are you going to cry now??? Are you a "real professional???" Your profile is blank for some reason. By-the-way, "mopping" a CPU would not be a good idea. But please, give it a try! Just make sure it is plugged in when you do.
Ha ha! Thanks for the comment!