Sue emailed me and said that she needed "cheering up."
The Vikings lost and the weather was rainy over the weekend, so I can totally understand.
So I’m giving away a secret to making almost anything funny.
If you add the words, "my butt" to virtually any sentence, it is funny!
Oh sure, it is definitely juvenile, but who cares? It's a sure thing almost every time!
While watching TV, the voice-over says, "Brought to you by,"
Just insert "my butt" before the commercial!
It is also amusing to pretend your butt is a sentient being.
Such as by saying, "My butt could hang onto the football better than Adrian Peterson!"
There is a TV commercial where everyone is saying, "ask me about..."
Of course, I insert the words, "my butt," before they can finish. It is amazingly funny!
Now my wife will argue that this use of the words, "my butt," isn't really that funny." I do, however, catch her showing some signs of amusement at times when I do this. She is a good sport I might add, because she has to put up with me (and my butt) every day.
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