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Fox News Says Donald Trump can Fly


Fox News Says Donald Trump can Fly
UnAssociated Press
August 20, 2024


Among the interesting stories being spun by Fox News today, is one that has a lot of people taking a second look. Apparently, Donald Trump can fly!


When asked about flying, Donald replied,
"Of course. I can fly. I'm the greatest flyer in American History! I fly everyday. Well, not everyday, but I fly a lot. I fly better than a bird. And birds can fly... really good! But not as good as me."

When asked if JD Vance can fly, Trump replied,
"No, not yet. But he's learning. I'm teaching him. But he can breathe fire, so I'm not too worried."

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