Cutris Gives Wishes to Charity
March 12, 2009
UnAssociated Press
Cutris stated by telephone to the UnAssociated Press, that the Internal Revenue Service was taxing him for capital gains, due to his receiving three wishes from a magic unicorn and then creating a fourth wish by wishing for five wishes.
Thus Cutris has stated that he has donated all four of his wishes to charity, to avoid any tax penalties involved from coming out ahead.
When asked if he would get a tax break from his capital loss, IRS spokesman Ini Yoface, replied that it was unlikely due to the one-sided nature of taxation.
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