Catch-22

Two Minnesotans, Newt and Svenor, were discussing fishing don’tchya know, when Newt, he says to Svenor, “I want to take my boat out, but I know if I do it will rain. But if I don’t go fishing, it’ll probably be a nice day.”
“Ahhh…” said Svenor, “catch-22 huh?”
“I don’t know how many I’ll catch," replied Newt, "but I doubt I’ll get that many!”