CuTRis Banned from Russia Permanently

CuTRis Banned from Russia Permanently for Calling Putin a Poop-Head
UnAssociated Press
May 19, 2023

After refering to Vladimir Putin as a "poop-head," CuTRis has been banned from entering Russia. When asked about the ban, CuTRis said that he was planning a trip to Moscow, but then he learned that Russia doesn't have McDonald's, Visa, Mastercard, Coke, Pepsi, Starbucks, and... well you get the idea... So he has decided to focus more on traveling to places without authoritarian leaders.