I am CuTRis

Leonard Nimoy has died. Farewell Mr. Spock .

CuTRis Gets Tractor UnAssociated Press February 26, 2015 CuTRis was seen standing next to a tractor today; causing speculation that he may have gotten himself a new tractor. No further information about CuTRis or his tractor was available at the time of this printing.

My room got upgraded to a suite at my company's out-of-town conference. It is as big as my first house and bigger than the condo I used to have!             

When you are lost and driving in a snowstorm, stay calm and follow that beer truck. Whatever happens, only beer can keep you hydrated, fed and happy until warmer weather comes.

Snow + Freeway Traffic Stopped + Wrong Turn + Lost Now + Stuck between River & Downtown + Back On Track + Go This Way Now + Finally In Familiar Territory = Got There!!! My 3-year-old son says, "Did we take the long way daddy?" I look at the odometer. "Yeah," I reply, "27 extra miles. We took the long way..."

-10 Degrees Fahrenheit. That's -23 Celsius for metric users. It's pretty cold outside when you think about it. Now add the wind and you better have a warm coat.

Dave got a new job. He started today. I sent him this helpful advice. Remember... 1. Try not to learn everything in one day, that pisses people off. 2. Try not to piss people off on your first day. 3. Try not to get pissed off. 4. Piss off!

Children's Lives Matter! Yet more and more are being killed and no one is protesting! How come? http://kstp.com/news/stories/S3706001.shtml?cat=1

Pizza Rolls! Cooked with nature's most natural form of cooking... Microwaves!

Is that the Red Hot Chilli Peppers unplugged? Yeah, it's the Red Hot Chilli Peppers unplugged... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLnZ3faY38Q

You have coconut chips? Dang!

When the chips won't go down you need some big help and you need it fast! That's when you call on the new, patented, Turdo-Matic™ Suction Auger ! If things are beginning to smell bad and the waters are rising fast, don't trust anything else! CuTRis Turdo-Matic Promo

Roto-Rooter has arrived with the Turdo-Matic™ . We should see some improvement very soon!

Amazing video of a tragic event. http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/02/04/us-taiwan-airplane-idUSKBN0L808520150204

I think it should be clear to everyone in the world after ISIS burned a Jordanian pilot to death in a cage , that ISIS, is not about Islam . It is not about religion at all. It is about terrorism . Unless your religion involves the dark angel, I can't think of any religion that believes it is good to put a man inside of a cage and then burn him alive. Certainly it may be shocking—as are the other videos ISIS has posted of beheadings. However, if we look at humanity historically, these Crimes against humanity have existed for as long as humanity itself. That said, historically, the greater population typically outnumbers those who are deranged enough to want such atrocities to continue. In essence, ISIS may have signed its own death warrant. While the creation and distribution of these disturbing videos is meant to terrorize the world into allowing ISIS to flourish, I think it will have the opposite effect. No normal person with a soul could see these acts as anything other than...

Tony, Paulie, Silvio, Furio and Christoper are very happy that the Patriots won. Me, not so much.