End of the Banana Republic

What? Carl's last day is Friday?

If you happen to be one of the people who follow my blog, you might remember my coworker Carl--who loves overripe bananas. Well Carl is leaving for a new job--so today I let him have my banana. My banana was very ripe. I think Carl is the only man I've ever given my banana to. He was eating my banana when I told him so--and he started laughing so hard that I had to tell him not to choke on my banana. So long Carl, I hope there are bananas at your new programming job.

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