I am CuTRis

Hello? Hello? Hello? Yeah this is him. My roof? Yeah I have a roof. Hail? Oh I don't think I have any hail damage. It was the weirdest thing! When the hail came through, it hit everyone's house except mine! Yeah I know right? It completely missed my house so I won't need you to come over and look at my roof, but it's still there. Okay bye.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale. A tale of a Target trip. That started when my wife told me of a few things she must get. Her mate was a logical business man. She got distracted that's for sure She walked inside that Target store for a 3-hour tour. A 3-hour tour. The choices started getting tough. The plastic card got tossed If not for the courage of the store cashier the sales would be lost, the sales would be lost. Her car came home with a lot of stuff. Some of it was good, with flowers and clothes and assorted things, are here from Target's aisles!

Late in October, I shared that my annual book for my son was blocked by Amazon because they decided to block publishing anything about COVID-19. Now, just in time for Christmas, I want to share that "Grayson Learns About COVID-19," is available through Barnes and Noble. https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/grayson-learns-about-covid-19-kevin-curtis/1138246351 Unforeseen circumstances may slow things down, but there's usually a way to succeed if you keep trying.

CuTRis Sells His Thing to the Russians UnAssociated Press July 12, 2013 - 11:59 AM CDT CuTRis has just announced the he has sold his giant... thing to the Russians . Apparently they came and picked it up twenty minutes ago in an old Kamaz truck . CuTRis reportedly got 654 Rubles for the sale. CuTRis was pretty excited about all the money until someone told him that it was only $20 in U.S. Dollars. After a moment, CuTRis announced that he was going to go buy some beer .

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CuTRis sells Borg Cube UnAssociated Press April 15, 2013 CuTRis has sold the Borg Cube to Larry for $87 Billion. After the sale, CuTRis used the $87 Billion to buy lottery scratch off tickets . CuTRis was reportedly very happy because he won $75 with winning tickets!

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