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"Wednesday"

I call this small black bell pepper, "Wednesday."

Epstein Files?

Don't Approach the Suspect!

Trump Costanza

Remember on Seinfeld when George decided to start doing exactly the opposite of what he would normally do, and suddenly he was successful? Doing exactly the opposite of what Trump does, would likely have the same affect.

Same Cartoons Same Fans

I've got dinner on hold while everybody else gets showers. So, I decided to watch some cartoons. It cracks me up that there are all of these geriatric commercials during classic cartoons. When I was a kid, watching the same cartoons, it was about sugar frosted cereal.

Teri Garr

1944-2024

Vikings Week 2 Win!

Bye Wally (Tony Dow)

"Bye Wally... why'd you have to and go die like that?" "Gee Beav, I didn't try to do it. I just got sick and well... it sort of just happened." "Oh... so what happens now?" "Gee Beav, I guess you keep living and I'll just go hangout in heaven." "You're in Heaven?" "Well yeah Beav! I wasn't that big of a creep!" "Yeah, I guess so Wally... Heaven's a pretty great place huh? "Well yeah, Beav, why do you think mom and dad made us spend all of those boring Sundays at church?" "Gee Wally, I never really thought of it like that." "Sure Beav, it's going to be okay." "Okay Wally, I guess I better get going." "See you later Beav." "Yeah Wally, I'll see you later."

Will Smith, Chris Rock, Gas Prices

New Leadership Needed

"That is a peaceful, sovereign society captain. No I don't think we should attack." "Tell you what, let's go down to sickbay, and Spock can drive the ship..."

Lucy

Apparently the nurse I met when I donated blood today, was a child TV star! Eventually, she went into psychiatry...

Longest Job

COVID-19 caused me to be furloughed from my part-time job. But now I'm back doing live TV.

Office Wisdom

Dawn Wells 1938-2020

The Island will never be the same.

Red Green Grapes!

Now at Aldi ! Now you can get Red Green grapes! "If the women don't find you handsome, at least you can buy them some grapes!"

Epstein is in Trouble?

Juan Epstein (Welcome Back Kotter) Oops! Wrong Epstein...

Golden Globes Definition

The Golden Globes , is an awards show for celebrities to celebrate their accomplishments in a world of fantasy; where the participants' lives and the work that they do is a made-up version of the real lives and the real work that other people accomplish in a real-world setting.

Kung Fu

I managed to catch a couple of episodes of one of my favorite TV shows . It was a Decades Kung Fu Weekend !