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Parking is Hell

Per the Trump Administration, the public must now park in hell. Only billionaires are allowed on the surface. Anyone can park near the main entrance for 12 minutes, for the low price $1200 USD.

Poop Bucket?

I've been trying to tell my son that this is a picture of a guy holding a bucket of poop really far away from himself because it stinks so bad. I don't think he believes me... 🤣

New Unit of Measure

I was unfamiliar with this unit of measure used at Union Depot .

Served with Fires

The sandwich was good, but the "fires" were too hot...

That's Funny...

Yes! $2 off dynamite!

Unfortunate Rising Cost of Food

Mechanical Staff

"... and here is where we keep the robots!"

Minnehaha Creek to be Renamed to Schitt Creek

Minnehaha Creek to be Renamed to Schitt Creek UnAssociated Press August 22, 2019 The Department of Renaming Things has decided to rename Minnehaha Creek because the name is offensive to three people from Outer Slobovia. Further research indicates that Minnehaha Creek was discovered by the Schitt family over 12,000 years ago—before the Paleoindians migrated across the Bering Land Bridge . Therefore Minnehaha Creek will be renamed Schitt Creek , in honor of Jedidiah Schitt and all of the other Schitts; sometime next week. In addition, all of the surrounding streets that are currently named after Minnehaha (such as Minnehaha Pkwy), will be named "Schitt" as well. All of the signs below and all of the signs that are located up Schitt Creek will be changed.

Caution Ice May Be Present

Photo Credit - Grayson

No Solicitors Means You

Just in case you think my "No Solicitors" sign doesn't mean you—because you don't think you are selling me anything, let me assure you that the sign almost surely means you. If you are "selling" me your political candidate, your version of religion or most anything else, this sign is certainly there for you. Don't bother putting propaganda garbage in my door either. That is another form of solicitation and it will go straight into the trash.

Do Not Prop Door Open

This Room is a Disaster Area

It was a bit dusty and some things could have been put away; but I don't think I would call it a disaster area ...

Where Santa Eats!

  "I'm in a hurry, we'll just do takeout !"

Good Ear

Sorry, I didn't hear that. Could you say it again in my good ear ?

"Muslims Get Out" sign in Lonsdale

http://kstp.com/news/sign-lonsdale-controversy-muslims-get-out-phrase/4268188/?cat=1 To everyone who is offended by the redneck who posted the " Muslim s Get Out" sign outside of his restaurant, you all have provided him with national free advertising by paying so much attention to it. If you don't like it, you should eat somewhere else. I saw the guy on TV and he loves the attention and free advertising.

Restroom Out-of-Order

"Oh crap!" "Second floor???" "I'm not sure I'll make it!"

95% Natural Ingredients

Click on picture 2X to enlarge: Click "back" to go back. 95% Natural Ingredients is good! Although, feces would be a " natural " ingredient. But definitely beware of that 5% unnatural ingredient(s)!

Why Autopsy Took So Long

O ' EXICO