CuTRis Plans Own DART Mission

CuTRis Plans Own DART Mission
UnAssociated Press
September 28, 2022

CuTRis announced plans to duplicate the (DART) Double Asteroid Redirection Test. But instead of using a $69 million craft, he will be shooting a Dart Storage container at an asteroid with a giant slingshot! If all goes as planned, CuTRis believes that he will be able to redirect asteroids at only a fraction of the cost that NASA can do it.

Broken Healthcare

My virtual doctor appointment lasted 3 minutes and they billed $292. It took 2 months to get the appointment, and then one test was mistakenly not done, and needed to be redone.

But this is supposedly better than national health insurance? That's a crock of crap.

Fresh Salsa!

Ready for Takeoff!

Cheesy Cauliflower, Grilled Chicken & Potatoes

Positive Attitude

Homegrown Beans

The beans came late this year. Then the heat and drought shriveled them up. Then late summer rains came and they started growing when they should be dying. Then the deer pushed through the net and ate them. But in spite of everything that happened, we had fresh beans again tonight.

PSA About the Angry

Don't decide too much about a person from a particular political affiliation, religion, racial demographic, ethnicity or gender if they react negatively when confronted with an opposing point-of-view. Rather, consider that it's people who embrace extremes, who have less logic and substance to rely on, who often compensate for this by resorting to abuse and anger.

Today's Views

Dinner is Ready!

Maybe I'm a bad cook? My wife does this to me a lot. Dinner is ready, it's almost 6:00 p.m., but my wife and son are not home yet...

Donate Blood

Make a deposit if you can.

Insects

Dinner

Happy Ending!

...But hard as they tried, the Green Bay Packers couldn't catchup. By the end of the 4th quarter, the Minnesota Vikings had 23 points and the Packers had 7.

9-1-1

Acorns

Fresh Beans!

The recent rains created some more beans after I thought they were completely done.

Joe Biden to Promote Blue Man Group

Joe Biden to Promote Blue Man Group
UnAssociated Press
September 6, 2022

Joe Biden is planning to appoint The Blue Man Group to represent the USA at the next Fall Olympics, to further the cause of diversity.

How Donald Trump will Save Us All

People keep talking about global warming. So what if it's 112° F in Sacramento today? The average temperature on Mercury, is 354° F and you don't see anybody complaining about that! Besides, Donald Trump has a big giant fan in his backyard that's going to cool everything down. He calls it his make America cool again plan.

I also heard someone say the ducks are dying. I just saw one yesterday! It was laying on it's back, but it was still kicking. It will be fine! Like using a whole bunch of fossil fuels is going to hurt anything! If you want to be cool, wrap yourself up in asbestos! You can take that from the guy who told you to drink bleach to combat covid-19!

People are like, "oh, you better be careful or you'll get sick!" And Trump's followers are like, "just grow a third testicle like a real man!"

And Trump is going to bring back VHS tapes too!

American Politics

The lies from both sides has become accepted in American politics. No amount of lying seems to dislodge those who've already picked sides.

Morning Jewel Drop

Labor Day

It's a good time to remember that things change. We have to change with them like it or not. And we have to avoid the tendency to blame others for things, because ultimately, we are in charge of our own lives. Have a great Labor Day!

The Others

Rick Astley, Never Going to Give You Up

Wolf

Putin's Enemies Die

Maybe they are just clumsy and like the taste of poison???

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna45823

Dew

If Only Russia had Gorbachev