I am CuTRis

Is your economy good? Are you getting along with your neighbors? Are things things equitable for all people? Is the job market strong? Then you need the new superhero, "Stupor Dumm!" Stupor Dumm will have your economy in a shambles, unemployment on the rise, your neighbors will hate you and and only rich people--especially if they're white, will be able to get ahead!

The "dad signal" went up and my wife was shouting about something, and when I asked her what was going on, she had her bug fighting stick, which she says is just to push the plants aside, but I know a bug fighting stick when I see one! She said there was a small rabbit in her garden laying dead on its side by her spinach. I'm the only one who grows spinach, so I told her I didn't want to deal with the dead rabbit. Then I got that look . Because of course I'm supposed to be the one to go deal with it. But then she cracked me up by telling me we should send in a probe! Suddenly I was in a Star Trek episode. I told her to grab a bag and I went and got a stick. I found the rabbit laying next to her carrots, aka, spinach. So I fished it out with the stick and then put it in the bag to put in the garbage. Yay dad!

When I walked outside this morning and saw the rabbit... well the headless rabbit, I knew it was likely the work of a bird of prey. But I couldn't help wondering if there is a rabbit mafia, and Bugsy was sinking the head in the drainage pond down the street at that very moment. But now, what was I supposed to do? I momentarily thought about charging into the house and yelling for everyone to come outside and "take care of" the lifeless body. But I'm dad at my house. All of those unpleasant tasks, like unclogging the toilet, battling hornets in the shed, disposing of unknown bugs in the house, fixing broken things of all kinds... those are the things the rest of the household will come screaming to me to resolve. I guess it should make me feel good, that I am the answer to so many of life's issues that nobody (including me) really wants to deal with. "Go get dad!" is the "battle cry" of the family... So, I got a bag and grabbed the freshly ...

The Green Lantern 

CuTRis Pays 'Hush Money' to Trump UnAssociated Press December 14, 2018 President Donald Trump 's former attorney Michael Cohen while responding to Trump's attacks following his sentencing, said that CuTRis offered hush money to Trump just yesterday! When questioned about this, CuTRis admitted that he had offered President Trump $5 if he would just shut-up. CuTRis also said it was a very bad investment; because though he took the money, Trump has not yet stopped talking, tweeting or boasting about his alleged superhero powers.

I have been communicating by written notes with my 4-year-old son. I leave a note for him when I leave home and I have a note back from him when I get home. Yesterday he met me at the door with a cape and mask and he told me that he was a superhero called, "Boy Man!" Later, I found his note. He is definitely a superhero to me!

I was driving down the freeway minding my own business when I noticed Batman coming up fast behind me. I got this two-second video of him as he passed!

CuTRis Seen Changing into Superhero UnAssociated Press July 29, 2013  CuTRis was sighted today ducking into a telephone booth ; before making a quick change into his superhero persona , CuTRisMan! When asked if he was indeed, CuTRisMan , CuTRis said, "Yes... I mean no! Of course not. Besides, there are so few telephone booths around these days how would I ever change into my costume? I mean if that is actually what I was doing..." CuTRis does have a valid point. With phone booths in short supply since the widespread use of cellphones, where can a superhero change anymore? And what of CuTRisMan? Will he be able to find a place to change if he needs one? Will the villains win next time? Will bad overcome good? Tune in tomorrow! Same CuTRis time; same CuTRis channel... er... url ...