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Radioactive Shrimp!

Finally, with the price of GROCERIES going way up due to "Tariff Man," there is some relief! Radioactive ☢️ shrimp are now very affordable!

Don't Approach the Suspect!

CuTRis Imposes Tarrifs on Trump and China

CuTRis Imposes Tarrifs on Trump and China UnAssociated Press April 9, 2025 Earlier today, CuTRis imposed an 82 million billion trillion percent "reciprocal" tariff on Donald Trump , and a 44 million billion percent "reciprocal" tarrif on China . The stock market has reacted favorably. Even though he doesn't have stock , CuTRis stock went up 98 trillion points.

Immigrant Took Donald Trump's Job!

Remember the Member?

CuTRis will Likely be Harris' Vice President

CuTRis will Likely be Harris' Vice President UnAssociated Press August 1, 2024 It is now widely thought that CuTRis will be Kamala Harris ' running mate, as Vice President. CuTRis is well known for his belief that Donald Trump is a total ass clown . "Trump is all about scaring paranoid people into fearing "brown people." It's ridiculous I know, but it works with those who follow him in spite of his criminal activity, insults and mistreatment of women, minorities, disabled people and anyone who isn't rich and white," CuTRis told reporters. "The real enemy is not minorities and immigrants," he continued. "It's corporations that are draining the money, and the life, out of the American people."

Prevent Truth Decay

Donald Trump Announces Sale of His New Dumbass Slippers!

Donald Trump Announces Sale of His New Dumbass Slippers! UnAssociated Press February 27, 2024 As Donald Trump's legal cases continue to grow , he has begun selling footwear to pay his legal debts . Today, the former President, turned dictator-want-to-be, has unveiled his new, Trump Dumbass Slippers for sale at $666 per pair.      Trump models Dumbass Slippers     By Noon Eastern Time, the slippers were already sold-out! A fan of Trump's Dumbass Slippers

CuTRis to be New House Speaker

CuTRis to be New House Speaker UnAssociated Press October 6, 2023 Citing as his reasons, that no one is qualified to become the next Speaker of the House of Representatives , due to Fascist tendencies and/or the inability to put the country before their political party, CuTRis has decided to become the next Speaker of the House.

SpaceX's Starship

If you are experiencing a rapid unscheduled disassembly, call 911. Stop doing whatever it is that precipitated RUD if it makes you die. Talk to your doctor or pharmacist to see if rapid unscheduled disassembly (RUD) is right for you. https://youtu.be/R4FfNYjw6qU NASA administrator says SpaceX launch is "a good start," except for the blowing up part...

Ramsey County Medical Examiner

He looks familiar.

Classified Documents Found in CuTRis' Shed

Classified Documents Found in CuTRis' Shed UnAssociated Press January 11, 2023 Today the House Oversight Committee, announced that it is investigating classified documents found inside of CuTRis' inventing shed. CuTRis denies any knowlege of the documents, and says it is just a smear campaign launched by both conservatives and liberals--to prevent a possible presidential run in 2024.

CuTRis Beats Self for Mentioning Breakfast Burritos

CuTRis Beats Self for Mentioning Breakfast Burritos UnAssociated Press July 12, 2022 After learning that Jill Biden was accused of being insensitive for comparing Latinos to Breakfast Tacos, CuTRis beat the crap out of himself, because he admitted to talking about making Breakfast Burritos earlier that day. CuTRis went on to say, that he did not realize that talking about breakfast food that was often attributed to certain ethnic groups was so insensitive. From his hospital bed, CuTRis vowed to try to be more politically correct in the future.

Don't Bother Mike

The Value of Diverse News

From what I understand, there is a difference between the Russians who only speak Russian, and those who also speak English. This is to be expected. The ones who speak English are able to digest news from other sources other than the Russian state.

Why the Complacency Over Gun Violence?

If you look at a city like Minneapolis objectively, there are shootings daily. People are shot and shot to death at an alarming rate. That means law enforcement is reacting to these violent crimes daily. If you research the statistics, when it's not being obscured by the media, most of the victims are black lives. Most of the arrested shooters are as well. When you think of the hundreds of cases handled by the police, and the relatively few mistakes, it begins to show that the number of people killed by police, is a small number in comparison to the number being killed by gun violence every single day. Yet, the media, and certain groups have skillfully turned our attention to the few tragic deaths of individuals at the hands of police; and deflected the reality of daily killings by criminals, to back page news to be ignored because it doesn't bring the masses out to demonstrate their rage. In fact, if a child or innocent person is killed, few people mourn. It's only when ...

Vikings Head Coach Search

Vikings Head Coach Search UnAssociated Press January 26, 2022 Now that the Minnesota Vikings organization has hired the new General Manager, CuTRis is said to be the top candidate for Head Coach.

CuTRis Likely Pick for Vikings New GM

CuTRis Likely Pick for Vikings New GM UnAssociated Press January 24, 2022 Sources deep within the Minnesota Vikings organization say that an announcement of the new General Manager will come as early as tomorrow. CuTRis is said to be the likely new pick.

Good Health in 2022

https://youtu.be/3fg97GI1O20 My one-take answer to the New Year, "self-help" videos.

Shame on the News Media

The American News Media is masterfully manipulating public opinion by what they choose to tell, and what they choose to ignore. It may be the single most destructive force in the way of realistic social reform and unity. The public should demand the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. There are multiple sides and factors to every issue. Constantly showing only one side never gives the holistic perspective. It creates misinformation and misdirection. This is why despite all the effort, nothing gets solved.